PHAT TRACKS
MEMBERSHIP
Get weird shit in the mail!
A monthly dispatch from behind the counter, plus stickers, physical media and assorted things we think are worth sending you.
What is this?
We wanted a membership that felt like Phat Tracks, not a rewards program. So every month we’re putting together something from the shop and sending it out into the world.
There’ll be a physical newsletter, things we’ve found, things we’ve made, and occasional weirdness that doesn’t really belong anywhere else.
The Monthly Dispatch
One sheet. Front and back. Something from Thomas, things we’ve found digging through the cultural basement, shop news, recommendations, old internet debris and whatever else earned its way onto the page that month.
Choose your Membership
All prices charged monthly.
Digital
$5
The monthly dispatch, wherever you are.
- Digital monthly dispatch
- Exclusive content
Mail Club
$10
Get something from Phat Tracks in your mailbox every month.
- Digital monthly dispatch
- Exclusive content
- Physical monthly dispatch
- Occasional stickers
Weird Mail Club
$20
This is where the mail starts getting strange.
- Digital monthly dispatch
- Exclusive Content
- Physical monthly dispatch
- Occasional stickers
- Rotating weird thing(s) from Phat Tracks
Record Club
$60
We’ll pick the record. You get the surprise.
- Digital monthly dispatch
- Exclusive Content
- Physical monthly dispatch
- Occasional stickers
- Rotating weird thing(s) from Phat Tracks
- One new, unopened, curated LP
FAQ
When will my stuff ship?
We’ll send physical membership goodies once a month. Your first shipment will depend on when you join during the month. We’ll post the monthly cutoff and shipping schedule here once we’ve survived our first mailing or two and figured out what actually works.
Do I need a Ko-fi account?
You can join through Ko-fi using their checkout. Ko-fi handles membership billing and payments for us. Creating an account is useful for managing your membership and accessing members-only posts, but you don’t need another social network in your life just to support Phat Tracks.
Can I change or cancel my membership?
Yep. You can manage or cancel your membership through Ko-fi. Cancel whenever you want. There’s no contract and we’re not going to make you call a retention department and explain your life choices.
What if I move or my mailing address changes?
Please update your shipping address through Ko-fi before that month’s mailing goes out. We can only send things to the address we’re given, and once we’ve handed your package to the postal service, retrieving it involves powers we do not possess.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet. We’re starting with U.S. memberships while we figure out shipping and fulfillment without accidentally mailing a $12 newsletter to Belgium for $37. If there’s enough interest, we’ll look at adding international memberships later.
GET WEIRD SHIT IN THE MAIL.
Join Phat Tracks!